mewlingfluff:

Miley aint having none of my shit today

I want Tina and Miley to meet and become BFFs and they could have play dates. But I’m like 99% sure that Miley would eat Tina.

posypayne:

so i got my teeth whitened today

(Source: posypayne, via jesuschristvevo)

iamquitelegitimate:

mewlingfluff:

iamquitelegitimate:

I had the best birthday dinner/party/thing yesterday!!! My friends are the best. Like seriously though, my friends are better than yours. Be jealous, be very jealous.

Fucking Cheesecake Factory rocked my nuts off.

Best. Day. Ever.

Idgaf pedophile 4 lyfe

Omfg that doesn’t make sense without reading Meggan’s tags. GUYS IM NOT A PEDOPHILE I SWEAR TO GAWD

mewlingfluff:

iamquitelegitimate:

I had the best birthday dinner/party/thing yesterday!!! My friends are the best. Like seriously though, my friends are better than yours. Be jealous, be very jealous.

Fucking Cheesecake Factory rocked my nuts off.

Best. Day. Ever.

Idgaf pedophile 4 lyfe

I’m 200% sure that my mom thinks I’m a slut. It’s kind of funny, but kind of sad.

some-dreamers:

thats how I feel about driving too

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Rebecca came over early (yesterday) and made my hair fab for my dinner💗

I had the best birthday dinner/party/thing yesterday!!! My friends are the best. Like seriously though, my friends are better than yours. Be jealous, be very jealous.

facts-i-just-made-up:

This is what a model looks like beforeand after her image is Photoshopped for a final magazine cover. Melissa Cowan is absurdly beautiful as it’s sad that Cosmo really thought she needed these “improvements”.

Notice how Cowan’s skin has been cleaned up, how her teeth have been whitened and her smile made smaller. Her hair style has been lightened to blonde and her eyes made bluer. The entire image has been re-framed to reveal more of her chest as well, not to mention the change in attire. So if you ever wondered why so many women have poor self images, look no further. The image they’re sold is a special effect, not a woman.

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strictlyteen:

If i had a dollar for everytime i thought about you, I’d start thinking about you.

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ICE TEA IMPORTED FROM ENGLAND.

LIFEGUARDS IMPORTED FROM SPAIN.

TOWELS IMPORTED FROM TURKEY.

and TURKEY IMPORTED FROM MAaAaINE. 

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